There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
two kinds of people
Oh noes, so Sherlock left Mycroft to shack up with John and now a tragic “accident” has removed John from the picture and left a grieving Sherlock needing comfort (of every kind) from his big brother? How dreadful.
|—||Derren Brown, near the end of Infamous, remembered how the show started and had a giggle to himself (via infamousbrownies)|
like, follow the road and??
what went wrong
how do you even take the wrong turn in this place
you can literally see the door from the path
tHE FUCK DID YOU DO THORIN????
when i turned 13 my parents teased me about becoming a “rebellious teenager” and it really pissed me off for some reason so i went around for a few days acting like the perfect little angel and my mom was like “you know you’re being rebellious by trying to prove us wrong” and i started crying