rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”
Obvious, but: this is especially poignant because they weren’t on speaking terms at the time. I mean John prettied himself up and had been on his way back to Sherlock when he was abducted, but I don’t think Sherlock knew about that. The last words John said to him before this moment appear to have been “Fuck off.” And Sherlock accepted that.
You may not want me in your life anymore, John Watson, but there’s no way I’m going to let you die.
ok but can can we appreciate who the real drama queen is
This was the scene that made me realize, I am my families version of Mycroft
Yup, you two just keep on pretending you’re only in love on TV. I’ll wait.
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
This gave me anxiety
daniel radcliffe looking more like harry potter than when he was harry potter
tumblr text posts: doctor who (rtd era)
are pears flammable
after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable
mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
[science clapping] well done friend
you forgot your data table:
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
Some fella just screamed “FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY” while someone was talking about deadline day live on Sky Sports News HQ :’)
SOMEONE JUST DID IT AGAIN BUT THREW A DILDO OH MY GOD SKY WHY ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS LIVE
BIRMINGHAM FANS BROUGHT A BLOW UP SEX DOLL. BYE.